One of the best things about being a runner is having like-minded runner friends. You know, those people who just get it and totally understand why you don’t want to go out at 11 PM on Friday when you have a long run on deck the next morning.
But there’s always going to be a few friends, coworkers, or second cousins who don’t quite understand it, and simply can’t fathom why you keep trying to convince them to join that annual Turkey Trot or Fourth of July Fireworks 5K.
If you’re like me and run on the reg, these are the eight things you’re probably sick of hearing.
1. “How did your race go this weekend? Did you win?!”
LOL. No. But out of 8,381 finishers, I was 5,285th. Plus, as many runners know, it’s not necessarily about winning—it’s running about a personal best, setting a new distance record, accomplishing a goal, or just having fun.
2. “Ugh, I hate running. It’s so boring.”
Here’s a list of things you can do on the run: listen to music, tune into a podcast, get lost in your thoughts, work through your latest relationship woe, chat with friends, push your pace, watch for cute fellow runners, fantasize about your post-run meal, count your steps, do mental karaoke, offer high fives to strangers, and keep your puppy watch on high alert. Boring? More like fun, entertaining, and productive.
3. “That race cost how much?!”
We know how much it cost. (Too much.) We don’t want to talk about it. But check out this really sweet cotton T-shirt I got for running!
4. “Running is bad for your knees.”
We get this one a lot. And yeah, sometimes our knees do hurt! From runner’s knee to IT band syndrome to general overuse from literally pounding the pavement, sure, we get achy from time to time. But stretching and foam rolling helps. Is it all worth it? Oh yeah.
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5. “What do you mean you can’t go out Friday night?”
I mean I have to go straight home after work to slip [er, struggle] into a pair of compression socks, eat a bowl of pasta, charge my watch, curate my playlist, and get to bed around 8 PM so I can wake up at 6 AM tomorrow for my long run.
6. “But wouldn’t you rather sleep in?”
Some days, oh hell yes. But have you ever seen the sunrise as the world comes to life during a morning run? It’s pretty unbeatable—and very Instagrammable! #seenonmyrun #morningmiles #runhappy
7. “Do you have to run today?”
No. But I want to.
8. And, “How many marathons have you done?”
Maybe a dozen. Maybe one. Maybe none. Running a marathon doesn’t make you a runner. Running makes you a runner.
—By Alison Feller